thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

(via ieatcyanidefordays)


electronicpencil:

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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there’s porn on netflix?? O_O


twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

(via thedolphinqueen)


ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

(via zachlilley)


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You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.
What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)

(via yesterday-you-said-tomorrow)


eleneripenneth:

lilyliqueur:

 Wesley the sass master, here.

Because there is never enough Princess Bride.  Ever.

(via florryda)


homiesunitefan:

Look how happy u made Pluto

(via yesterday-you-said-tomorrow)


(via florryda)


You can tell a lot about person by the toppings on their pizza.